'Call in Sick' Sticker

Model Number: skun-callsic

I've called in 'stupid' before, perhaps I should have placed this sticker somewhere near the phone.

Manufacturer:
Unamerican

'Call in Sick' Sticker
$0.99
Hey, we've been selling things online for about 18 years, 2 months, and 22 days. Isn't that special?