'I Only Fuck Vegetarians' T-Shirt

Needs no explanation. Sick of being hit on by someone with beef jerky breath and no concept of what you believe in? This shirt can help you filter out those unwanted potential significant others – quickly!

This shirt is manufactured by Hanes, which has made sure that all their factories do not practice slave-labor. The shirt is made with a 100% open-end cotton jersey fabric and has a double-needle coverseamed neck. Repetition is fun.

Not only can you feel good about how this shirt is made, we went the extra step to ensure your confort by selecting a Tagless T-shirt. That's right! Save your neck from the Hell that is the scratchy tag.

Only available in beautiful black