'God Masturbates' Sticker
$0.99

'God Masturbates' Sticker

Model Number: skun-gdmstrb

We keep hearing that God is a "man", the chosen pronouns always being "he" and "him", so apparently God is a man, right? Well, the he has a penis.

So what does he do with that penis? Well, when not getting some heavenly action, he must be spanking out some celestial spunk!

This sticker is about 8.5 inches wide and 1 inch high.

Manufactured by Unamerican Activities

Unamerican Activities was a subversive sticker manufacturer which was founded in 1994 by Srini Kumar. The stickers ceased being produced some years ago in favor of a pivot to apparel. Their website has since gone away.

Our entire stock of Unamerican stickers are all out-of-print and old stock from around 2005, but there is no way to identify when the stickers were actually manufactured. These stickers have been tested to ensure they will adhere to surfaces, just make sure that you apply to a clean and dry smooth surface.

All Unamerican stickers are vinyl and black and white.

These are vintage and not available elsewhere that we are aware of. Once they are gone, they are gone!

Hey, we've been selling things online for about 20 years, 6 months, and 4 days. Isn't that special?